oh, hello. it's been a while.

Back in 2008, this was my blog for, oh, 9 months. I recently rediscovered it. And, just like you, I said, “WTF?!?!?” Then I read it. It’s actually kind of funny. I used to actually be funny!!! Perhaps I could be funny again!

Good news! It is being resurrected! We shall call it Zombie Blog! Not really. It is still Fun with One-Eyed Girl. It seems all the more apropos since I literally only have one real, “born- with-this-organ” eye now. I am still blind in the other one but it’s been removed and tossed in a dumpster somewhere.

Anyway, stay tuned for updates. Or go read the old posts. Whatever. It’s your life. It’d just be better with this blog in it.

*Full disclosure: I was a very different person 6(!) years ago. Though what I wrote on the blog was true for me at the time, I think (hope) I am less ignorant now.

100 Blog Posts

So I just checked and my last post (the one from November 16th) was my 100th post.

I feel like that sentence should be punctuated with an exclamation point, as if I were yelling it or excited. But honestly, is anyone even really reading this? A 100 posts is like 100 tv episodes. Except if I had produced, written or starred in 100 episodes of anything, I would never have to work again because we would be in syndication. Somewhere. Maybe Europe. Maybe ION or TBS or the CW.

But it's just 100 blog posts and some people accomplish that in a single day. So quit dialing your mom to tell her how cool I am. I am cool. But not for that reason.

Better.

I should have posted this Friday but didn't. So deal.

Is it effect or affect?

ef·fect
\i-ˈfekt, e-, ē-, ə-\
1 a: purport , intent b: basic meaning : essence
2: something that inevitably follows an antecedent (as a cause or agent)
3: an outward sign : appearance
4: accomplishment , fulfillment
5: power to bring about a result : influence



af·fect
\ˈa-ˌfekt\
1 obsolete : feeling , affection
2: the conscious subjective aspect of an emotion considered apart from bodily changes ; also : a set of observable manifestations of a subjectively experienced emotion

What is most important now

In a world where celebrity equals talent, and where make-believe is called reality, it is most important to have real love, truth and stability in your life.

- Bernie Brillstein
executive producer of both film and television

Worries.

Hope is risky thing. Risk is proportional to reward. And I want to be a self fulfilling prophecy.

inconsistent

It's been a long time since I posted. Mostly, I have been busy and preoccupied with all kinds of stuff. Work is most often the culprit. Not an excuse. Or kind of like an excuse. Okay...an excuse.

So here's to inconsistent web posts and work ruining my life.