Text messages

Three text messages from three different people, all received today.

"Hello how are ya hope you are doing gratep"

"U are my fukn friend."

"There's a rainbow in the east-"

These have not been edited for content or typos. These are real. So stop asking.

Great news.

Hey, it's Wednesday everyone!

And in the words of Craig Ferguson, "It's a great day for America, everybody."

Why?

Well, because I don't have to work tonight.

The end.