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No more promises

As it turns out, I'm having a hard time being motivated to update the blog. It's too bad since I have all you loyal readers. I bet you miss me, my sharp wit, my one eye. Sorry about that. But I promise to not make any more promises about updating the blog. Because it let's you down and me down and then we are sad. Together. Being sad.

In other news, I'm working on a cover story for CW. Well, I should say, I'm starting to work. It's been a little intimidating, but I'm getting it together.

Also, I am standing at Office Depot right now waiting my ass off for two copies. And I just got bumped. And I am pissed. And they are lame.

Home networking

Internet home networking system has been totally f-ed up lately. I think I got it working again. So look forward to more posts! Yay! Just wanted to let you know.

Because I know you've been checking every few minutes.

Maybe hit the delete key

The blog bores me lately. I don't seem to have much that's interesting going on. Although, I do feel I am being really productive these days with work and writing. Maybe I should just get rid of it. The blog, I mean. Thoughts? Anyone?

If you can hear my voice, please respond...

So what if I AM lazy?

I have been published a lot lately. So sorry if this is getting old. But honestly, I'm lazy and you may as well read this if you need to get your fix:

My latest in City Weekly.

Text messages

Three text messages from three different people, all received today.

"Hello how are ya hope you are doing gratep"

"U are my fukn friend."

"There's a rainbow in the east-"

These have not been edited for content or typos. These are real. So stop asking.

Not so interesting update

Looks like it's time to update the blog.

Anything interesting? Not really. Cleaned the carpets this weekend, so now the house looks awesome.

Other than that, this will go down as the lamest blog entry in history.
Just wait.
It will.