From the makers of iTunes and Super Phone

I work at Apple now. The Apple Store. Because I am awesome.

I told my Mom about it. "I got a job at the Apple Store!"
"The what?"
"The Apple Store."
"What's that?"
"You know, the iPod store."
"Ohhhhhh..."

I'm probably the most excited about getting a name tag that looks like an iPod. I hope I get mad discounts. And no, I won't buy you anything.