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No more promises

As it turns out, I'm having a hard time being motivated to update the blog. It's too bad since I have all you loyal readers. I bet you miss me, my sharp wit, my one eye. Sorry about that. But I promise to not make any more promises about updating the blog. Because it let's you down and me down and then we are sad. Together. Being sad.

In other news, I'm working on a cover story for CW. Well, I should say, I'm starting to work. It's been a little intimidating, but I'm getting it together.

Also, I am standing at Office Depot right now waiting my ass off for two copies. And I just got bumped. And I am pissed. And they are lame.