No more promises

As it turns out, I'm having a hard time being motivated to update the blog. It's too bad since I have all you loyal readers. I bet you miss me, my sharp wit, my one eye. Sorry about that. But I promise to not make any more promises about updating the blog. Because it let's you down and me down and then we are sad. Together. Being sad.

In other news, I'm working on a cover story for CW. Well, I should say, I'm starting to work. It's been a little intimidating, but I'm getting it together.

Also, I am standing at Office Depot right now waiting my ass off for two copies. And I just got bumped. And I am pissed. And they are lame.

So what if I AM lazy?

I have been published a lot lately. So sorry if this is getting old. But honestly, I'm lazy and you may as well read this if you need to get your fix:

My latest in City Weekly.

It's super

New CW piece hits streets today. If you're in the area, pick one up. If not, you can read it online on your own little computer screen by clicking on the SUPER AMIGOS.

Shhhhhhh!

I'm working at the library today. Parking is free, the view is beautiful and there's cheap coffee downstairs. It's pretty much the best place in the world.

Anyway, read my latest CW piece HERE.

There will be another next week. So, feel free to be ecstatic.

Yep, pretty much I'm kicking this writing thing's ass.

Article update

Got the article thing worked out. Thanks for asking.

In other news, another new piece will be out next week.

If anyone has any ideas about feature pieces, let me know. I am wanting to score a cover story by the end of the year.

Little problem

My most recent piece came out in City Weekly today. Yeah, big problem.

I wrote in my article that Luncinda Williams sang a power love song called, "Honeybee." But my editor changed it so it sounds like she is just covering someone else's song. And I am pretty pissed about it.

Not sure what to do either. I guess I will write my editor. But I am not sure how to not sound like an asshole.

I really want to say, "Why don't you just trust me when I say something? Come on...I know I can make mistakes, but seriously? SERIOUSLY? Now I just sound like I don't know what the hell I am talking about."

Probably wouldn't go over very well. But I gotta get it figured out. Soon.

Ah-nee

Went to the Ani DiFranco concert last night. I wrote a preview for City Weekly. You can read that HERE.

A couple things you should know: Mom, I'm not a lesbian. Although, at the concert, I found out there are more lesbians in this state than originally thought. Oh and apparently, mohawks are back in.

For those that don't know who Ani(pronounced "ah-nee") DiFranco is, where have you been?

Here she is if you care to learn something today.

Michael Pollan in City Weekly

New piece in City Weekly this week. Check it out. Also, my name looks good in print.

Link:
http://slweekly.com/index.cfm?do=article.details&id=A3B85E50-14D1-13A2-9F3E00273D4D7C60