So what if I AM lazy?

I have been published a lot lately. So sorry if this is getting old. But honestly, I'm lazy and you may as well read this if you need to get your fix:

My latest in City Weekly.

Text messages

Three text messages from three different people, all received today.

"Hello how are ya hope you are doing gratep"

"U are my fukn friend."

"There's a rainbow in the east-"

These have not been edited for content or typos. These are real. So stop asking.

Not so interesting update

Looks like it's time to update the blog.

Anything interesting? Not really. Cleaned the carpets this weekend, so now the house looks awesome.

Other than that, this will go down as the lamest blog entry in history.
Just wait.
It will.