In other news, Hogle Zoo's African elephant Dari turned 48 today. People went by and signed an "elephant-sized" card.Because you know, elephants can read.
i have one eye. i am blind in the other. don't laugh. it's really not that funny.

I bought a bike the other day. Yes, the one pictured above. It was delivered today. Yes, I purchased a bike through the mail. That's what my life has come to. I don't have time to go to local bike shops because I'm always at work.
I wanted to post this last week, but it was not official yet.