fun with one-eyed girl: 7-11 microwaves bad, but Slurpees still good

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

7-11 microwaves bad, but Slurpees still good

I go to 7-11 all the time because it's just the other side of my office complex. I get treats and coffee there. Granted, the coffee is not as good as the BK Lounge, but it's not terrible either. Don't laugh, the BK Lounge imports their coffee from Germany and it is far superior to your Einstein Brother's crap.

Anyway, what is wrong with people?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: When did they start growing coffee in Germany?; April 16, 2008 at 10:41 PM

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