Fish story

People,

I have emerged from the wilderness triumphant! I bring you the spoils. Or at least a story.

Nate and I worked on my cast while we were in the mountains. I'm getting pretty awesome. In fact, I caught a 13" Brown Trout on a cicada dry fly.

Because I'm rad. Like that.

Goodbye cruel world

I'm going to the mountains for a couple days. Yep, just getting away from the city and the heat and the noise. Going to do a little fishing. Maybe some hiking. Mostly it'll just be nice to be with Nate and not have cell phones or work or plumbing. Well, that part I'm not too thrilled with. But I guess a toilet is a small price to pay for a little bit of sanity.

Great news.

Hey, it's Wednesday everyone!

And in the words of Craig Ferguson, "It's a great day for America, everybody."

Why?

Well, because I don't have to work tonight.

The end.

Seriously? Yes, seriously.

Today is my day off, but I went to Apple anyway. Nate's computer has been acting up, so I took it in for some service. When I turned the corner to go into the store, there was STILL a line for the iPhone.

I am not even kidding.

People have officially lost it. Or don't have lives. Or are freakin' retarded. Or all three.

Phone frenzy

Its not that I don't love you, but I have been stuck in iPhone land since Thursday. Today has been a combo of trying to get back to normal and a lot of aches and pains from long shifts.

In other news, people are crazy. Seriously. Who would camp out for two days for a telephone? I love Apple and all, but really? Really? Is that how you want to spend your Friday and Saturday? For me, it is a passion, but I also get paid. A phone is not that important. Plus in a few days, you won't have to wait in line at all. I think, anyway.

So, if you have been waiting in line for most of the weekend for your phone, please don't tell me. Because you will be confirmed crazy and we will have to break up.

The end.

Cosmo

At Barnes and Noble yesterday, there was a creepy guy reading Cosmo. Which is cool, I guess. If you're a creepy guy.

Stars and capes

I often think of myself as a superhero or a freak. Maybe they are the same. Maybe they aren't. For me, they are. Because really, if you have superpowers, then you are a freak. Because you are not normal. Just like me.

Image above is WGirl from kidrobot.com