fun with one-eyed girl: question for you all

Monday, March 17, 2008

Does anyone read my blog?

Because if you're not, then not only do you suck, but we're not even friends anymore. That's right; we're breaking up.

Pat Hamaker said...: your mom?; March 17, 2008 at 10:32 AM
Pat Hamaker said...: sticky sticky woorrmm; March 17, 2008 at 10:33 AM
Blue Eyed Girl said...: I love the name of your blog! I have one too and it is called "Blue Eyed Girl" (what is it with us and our eyes?!)
You should check it out sometime at www.leilamiller.blogspot.com.
Love you!; March 17, 2008 at 6:20 PM

quote of the day

"I'm like Michael Clayton. I'm a fixer. So I'll fix it." –Me, at nearly every job I've ever had.
"I look just like the girl next door . . . if you happen to live next door to an amusement park." –Dolly Parton
"When you don't have any problem, you're dead." –Zelda Werner
"It's the rooster that does all the crowing, but it's the hen that delivers the goods." –Ann Richards
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room funiture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." –Fran Lebowitz
"In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear." – John C. Dvorak
"I never trust a skinny chef." (honestly, i don't)

words to live by

"Women aren't cats, we aren't pets, we are just people trying to cross the freaking street to get an ice-cream." –Beth Ditto of the band "Gossip"
"Some people mistake motion for progress." –Trok
"Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff." –Jack Handey
"In the end, the truth is all you have." –T.Cazier
"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them." –Bill Vaughan
"Miss USA pageants are 1 ounce of semen away from porno." –Kate and Camilla
"Everything is media." –Geoffrey Moore